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Inventory Reduction!
Almost all items 75% to 90% off.

We're moving to a smaller building and have to cut inventory,
so we've slashed prices below cost.
All sales final. This is for a very short time only.
Grab what you can before someone else gets it.

  Dead Men Tell No Tales.com
 
P.O. Box 1708
  Cambria Pines by the Sea, CA  93428-1708
  Phone & fax: (805) 927-4151 or (800) 770-9807
  Email: BillyBones@DeadMenTellNoTales.com
 


Terrorizing the net since 1996.

 

Commodore & Grand Poobah:

Ms. Scooter Goodwin

 

Take it from us, ye don’t want ta cross our tyrannical commodore, Captain Scooter Goodwin.
She’s a mean one, she is. She’ll have yer guts fer garters, matey, an’ that ain’t no landcrab’s tale!


 

Administrative Director & Slave Master: Elaine Molina
 


 

Shipping Supervisor & Chief Weapons Officer: Steve Montantes
 



 

Safety Officer & Explosives Expert: Peter Swanson
 
Order Processors & Computer Whizzes:

Brenda Garcia
Monica Melendrez

Shipping Processor & Cannoneer:
 

Steve Montantes
Delinda Nickels
 

Customer Service & Phone Pirates: Peter Swanson
Delinda "Manny" Nickels
 
Packaging Supervisor & Corporate Stooge:
 

 
Packaging Specialists & Corporate Stooges: Peter "Moe" Swanson
Delinda "Manny" Nickels
 
Purchaser & Spooky Stuff: Pamela Miller
 
Receiver & Swag Stasher: Steve Montantes
 
Captain's Assistants: Monica Melendrez
David Molina
 
Catalog Development & Propaganda:
 
Graphic Artist & Additional Propaganda:
 
Web Maintenance & Virtual Ship's Carpentry: Jim Goodwin
 
Bookkeeper & Treasure Counter: Patricia Egner
 
Computer & Networking Guru: Jim "Baba" Goodwin
 
General Peon: John Stephens
 
Webmeister Extraordinaire:


 
Bongo the Pygmy Chimp


 

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