I have a show truck that we set up as a pirate ship and I have Pet the Pirate. Some guy made him out of paper-mâché. He is Petty from the movie. He is really cool. I got him just for when I do shows. He is so real looking, it's great the guy made him, but his wife didn't like it, so he sold it. I found it and just had to have him.

They call me...

Captain Crazybee