THE CREW OF THE BAD PLAID CHAIR

Captain Bartholomew Roberts (a.k.a. Black Bart)

Pilot/Quartermaster, Blackbeard

Carpenter/Gunner, Billy Bones
 

The Simian pirate crew:

Mad Jack, has a crow on his shoulder rather than a parrot

Lucky Pierre, lucky the shark only got one paw, one leg, part of his tail, and one eye (he wears a glass fake eye in lieu of a patch)

Maxwell Hotbottom (a.k.a. Max, a.k.a. Max the goatboy), Renaissance dandy playing at pirates

Peewee, cabin boy/powder monkey/cook

They be flying their colors and guarding their two treasure chests filled with real ersatz gold and silver doubloons and even an Aztec gold medallion -- all courtesy of you fine folks!

Lucy Schuelke